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Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
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Gray's Law of Programming:
`n+1' trivial tasks are expected to be accomplished in the same
time as `n' tasks.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:
`n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as `n' trivial tasks.
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Great minds run in great circles.
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Green light in a.m. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic
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Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
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Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
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"Grub first, then ethics."
-- Bertolt Brecht
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The red warning flag at the top of a club sandwich which
prevents the person from biting into it and puncturing the roof of his
-- Rich Hall & Friends, "Sniglets"
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A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also
free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each
other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two
mutually perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the
other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus
offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any
torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin.
-- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary
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H: If a 'GOBLIN (HOB) waylays you,
Slice him up before he slays you.
Nothing makes you look a slob
Like running from a HOB'LIN (GOB).
-- The Roguelet's ABC