Freebsd Fortunes 4

If we were meant to get up early, God would have created us
with alarm clocks.

If we won't stand together, we don't stand a chance.

If what they've been doing hasn't solved the problem, tell them to
do something else.
                -- Gerald Weinberg, "The Secrets of Consulting"

If while you are in school, there is a shortage of qualified personnel
in a particular field, then by the time you graduate with the necessary
qualifications, that field's employment market is glutted.
                -- Marguerite Emmons

If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.

If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
                -- Gloria Steinham

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
                -- Aristotle Onassis

If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
Quit work and play for once!

If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
                -- Arthur Miller

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
                -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
                   crazy.