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If wishes were horses, then beggars would be thieves.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1091 of 2327 |
If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
-- Gloria Steinham
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1093 of 2327 |
If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
Quit work and play for once!
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1094 of 2327 |
If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
-- Arthur Miller
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If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
-- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
crazy.
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If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Anton Chekov
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1097 of 2327 |
If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
-- Chekhov
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1098 of 2327 |
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
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Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1099 of 2327 |
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real
good, you will get out of it.
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