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If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the
beginning of our menstrual cycle, when the female hormone is at its
lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that in those few days
women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?
                -- Gloria Steinham

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
                -- Aristotle Onassis

If you always postpone pleasure you will never have it.
Quit work and play for once!

If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
                -- Arthur Miller

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
                -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
                   crazy.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Anton Chekov

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Chekhov

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.  If you are real
good, you will get out of it.

If you are honest because honesty is the best policy,
your honesty is corrupt.