Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
                -- Arthur Miller

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
                -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
                   crazy.

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Anton Chekov

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.
                -- Chekhov

If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.

If you are good, you will be assigned all the work.  If you are real
good, you will get out of it.

If you are honest because honesty is the best policy,
your honesty is corrupt.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no
longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
                -- Abigail Van Buren

If you are not for yourself, who will be for you?
If you are for yourself, then what are you?
If not now, when?

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient
evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than
words.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Metropolitan Life"