Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you continually give you will continually have.

If you could only get that wonderful feeling of
accomplishment without having to accomplish anything.

If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?

If you didn't have most of your friends,
you wouldn't have most of your problems.

If you didn't have to work so hard,
you'd have more time to be depressed.

If you do not think about the future, you cannot have one.
                -- John Galsworthy

If you do not wish a man to do a thing, you had better get him to talk about
it; for the more men talk, the more likely they are to do nothing else.
                -- Carlyle

If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.

If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.

If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists
in the Bible.
                -- Mordecai Richler