Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you haven't enjoyed the material in the last few lectures then a career
in chartered accountancy beckons.
                -- Advice from the lecturer in the middle of the Stochastic
                   Systems course.

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius -- it wasn't a
hype.  If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype.
                -- Neil Bogart

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot
yourself in the posterior.
                -- A.J. Liebling, "The Press"

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to
boot yourself in the posterior.
                -- A.J. Liebling

If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it.

If you keep your mind sufficiently open, people will throw a lot of
rubbish into it.
                -- William Orton

If you knew what to say next, would you say it?

If you know the answer to a question, don't ask.
                -- Petersen Nesbit

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
                -- Mark Twain

If you laid all the Elvis impersonators in the world, end to end...
you'd wanna run and get a steam roller, real fast.
                -- David Letterman