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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1211 of 2327

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1212 of 2327

If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
                -- Swami Prabhupada
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1213 of 2327

If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1214 of 2327

If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
                -- Wilson Mizner
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1215 of 2327

If you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1216 of 2327

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1217 of 2327

If you stick your head in the sand,
one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1218 of 2327

If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1219 of 2327

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
schizophrenia.
                -- Thomas Szasz
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1220 of 2327

If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real
harm.
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