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If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
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If you sell diamonds, you cannot expect to have many customers.
But a diamond is a diamond even if there are no customers.
-- Swami Prabhupada
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If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from
many it's research.
-- Wilson Mizner
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If you stew apples like cranberries,
they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does.
-- Groucho Marx
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If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
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If you stick your head in the sand,
one thing is for sure, you're gonna get your rear kicked.
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If you suspect a man, don't employ him.
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If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have
-- Thomas Szasz
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If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble
then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real