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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1221 of 2327

If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1222 of 2327

If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1223 of 2327

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
                -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1224 of 2327

If you think last Tuesday was a drag,
wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1225 of 2327

If you think nobody cares if you're alive,
try missing a couple of car payments.
                -- Earl Wilson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1226 of 2327

If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time
someone pulls out a sword I'd like to see you get up there with
your Bic.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1227 of 2327

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it.
                -- Arthur Kasspe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1228 of 2327

If you think the system is working,
ask someone who's waiting for a prompt.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1229 of 2327

If you think the United States has stood still,
who built the largest shopping center in the world?
                -- Richard Nixon
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1230 of 2327

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you
lack sufficient imagination.
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