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If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out.
If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head.
-- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince"
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If your happiness depends on what somebody else does,
I guess you do have a problem.
-- Richard Bach, "Illusions"
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If your life was a horse, you'd have to shoot it.
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If your mother knew what you're doing,
she'd probably hang her head and cry.
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If your parents don't have kids, neither will you.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no
longer be fantasies.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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If you're a real good kid, I'll give you a
piggy-back ride on a buzz-saw.
-- W.C. Fields
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If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real
embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.
-- Jack Handey
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If you're careful enough, nothing
bad or good will ever happen to you.
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If you're carrying a torch, put it down.
The Olympics are over.