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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1271 of 2327

If you're constantly being mistreated,
you're cooperating with the treatment.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1272 of 2327

If you're crossing the nation in a covered wagon, it's better to have four
strong oxen than 100 chickens.  Chickens are OK but we can't make them work
together yet.
                -- Ross Bott, Pyramid U.S., on multiprocessors at AUUGM '89.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1273 of 2327

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1274 of 2327

If you're going to do something tonight
that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
                -- Henny Youngman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1275 of 2327

If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1276 of 2327

If you're happy, you're successful.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1277 of 2327

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1278 of 2327

If you're not very clever you should be conciliatory.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1279 of 2327

If you're worried by earthquakes and nuclear war,
As well as by traffic and crime,
Consider how worry-free gophers are,
Though living on burrowed time.
                -- Richard Armour, WSJ, 11/7/83
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1280 of 2327

If you've done six impossible things before breakfast, why not round it
off with dinner at Milliway's, the restaurant at the end of the universe.
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