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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1311 of 2327

I'm always looking for a new idea that
will be more productive than its cost.
                -- David Rockefeller
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1312 of 2327

I'm an artist.
But it's not what I really want to do.
What I really want to do is be a shoe salesman.
I know what you're going to say --
"Dreamer!  Get your head out of the clouds."
All right!  But it's what I want to do.
Instead I have to go on painting all day long.

The world should make a place for shoe salesmen.
                -- J. Feiffer
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1313 of 2327

I'm an evolutionist; I refuse to believe
that I could have been created by man.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1314 of 2327

"I'm ANN LANDERS!!  I can SHOPLIFT!!"
                -- Zippy the Pinhead
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1315 of 2327

I'm dying beyond my means.
                -- Oscar Wilde, his last words, while sipping champagne
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1316 of 2327

"I'm dying," he croaked.
"My experiment was a success," the chemist retorted .
"You can't really train a beagle," he dogmatized.
"That's no beagle, it's a mongrel," she muttered.
"The fire is going out," he bellowed.
"Bad marksmanship," the hunter groused.
"You ought to see a psychiatrist," he reminded me.
"You snake," she rattled.
"Someone's at the door," she chimed.
"Company's coming," she guessed.
"Dawn came too soon," she mourned.
"I think I'll end it all," Sue sighed.
"I ordered chocolate, not vanilla," I screamed.
"Your embroidery is sloppy," she needled cruelly.
"Where did you get this meat?" he bridled hoarsely.
                -- Gyles Brandreth, "The Joy of Lex"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1317 of 2327

I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in.
                -- George McGovern
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1318 of 2327

I'm for bringing back the birch, but only for consenting adults.
                -- Gore Vidal
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1319 of 2327

I'm for peace -- I've yet to see a man wake up in the morning and say "I've
just had a good war.
                -- Mae West
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1320 of 2327

I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality.
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