Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm going through my "I want to go back to New York" phase today.  Happens
every six months or so.  So, I thought, perhaps unwisely, that I'd share
it with you.

> In New York in the winter it is million degrees below zero and
  the wind travels at a million miles an hour down 5th avenue.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York in the summer it is a million degrees and the humidity
  is a million percent.
> And in LA it's 72.

> In New York there are a million interesting people.
> And in LA there are 72.

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
                -- Woody Allen

I'm going to raise an issue and stick it in your ear.
                -- John Foreman

I'm going to Vietnam at the request of the White House.  President Johnson
says a war isn't really a war without my jokes.
                -- Bob Hope

I'm hungry, time to eat lunch.

I'm in Pittsburgh.  Why am I here?
                -- Harold Urey

I'm just as sad as sad can be!
        I've missed your special date.
Please say that you're not mad at me
        My tax return is late.
                -- Modern Lines for Modern Greeting Cards

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be
living apart.
                -- E.E. Cummings

I'm N-ary the tree, I am,
N-ary the tree, I am, I am.
I'm getting traversed by the parser next door,
She's traversed me seven times before.
And ev'ry time it was an N-ary (N-ary!)
Never wouldn't ever do a binary. (No sir!)
I'm 'er eighth tree that was N-ary.
N-ary the tree I am, I am,
N-ary the tree I am.
                -- Stolen from Paul Revere and the Raiders