Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm not laughing with you, I'm laughing at you.

I'm not offering myself as an example;
every life evolves by its own laws.

I'm not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally.

I'm not proud.

"I'm not stupid, I'm not expendable, and I'M NOT GOING!"

I'm not sure I've even got the brains to be President.
                -- Barry Goldwater, in 1964

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!

I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't
that good.
                -- Amy Gorin

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol
that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.

I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli-
gence?"  I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there,
and use the word *billions*, and so on.  And then I say it would be astonishing
to me if there weren't extraterrestrial intelligence, but of course there is as
yet no compelling evidence for it.  And then I'm asked, "Yeah, but what do you
really think?"  I say, "I just told you what I really think."  "Yeah, but
what's your gut feeling?"  But I try not to think with my gut.  Really, it's
okay to reserve judgment until the evidence is in.
                -- Carl Sagan