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I'm prepared for all emergencies but
totally unprepared for everyday life.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1349 of 2327 |
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1350 of 2327 |
I'm really enjoying not talking to you...
Let's not talk again REAL soon...
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1351 of 2327 |
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1352 of 2327 |
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1353 of 2327 |
I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1354 of 2327 |
I'm sorry I missed.
-- Squeaky Fromme
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1355 of 2327 |
I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1356 of 2327 |
I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1357 of 2327 |
I'm successful because I'm lucky.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
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