Freebsd Fortunes 4

I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States.  The only thing is
-- I could be just as proud for half the money.
                -- Arthur Godfrey

I'm really enjoying not talking to you...
Let's not talk again REAL soon...

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.

I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.

I'm sorry I missed.
                -- Squeaky Fromme

I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.

I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.

I'm successful because I'm lucky.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.

"I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking
a customer.  "Let me wrap your head in a towel."
        "That's all right," said the customer.  "I'll just take it home under
my arm."