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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree on.
                -- Napoleon Bonaparte, "Maxims"

History repeats itself.  That's one thing wrong with history.

History repeats itself -- the first time as a tragi-comedy, the second
time as bedroom farce.

History repeats itself only if one does not listen the first time.

History shows that the human mind, fed by constant accessions of knowledge,
periodically grows too large for its theoretical coverings, and bursts them
asunder to appear in new habiliments, as the feeding and growing grub, at
intervals, casts its too narrow skin and assumes another...  Truly the imago
state of Man seems to be terribly distant, but every moult is a step gained.
                -- Charles Darwin, from "Origin of the Species"

Hit them biscuits with another touch of gravy,
Burn that sausage just a match or two more done.
Pour my black old coffee longer,
While that smell is gettin' stronger
A semi-meal ain't nuthin' much to want.

Loan me ten, I got a feelin' it'll save me,
With an ornery soul who don't shoot pool for fun,
If that coat'll fit you're wearin',
The Lord'll bless your sharin'
A semi-friend ain't nuthin' much to want.

And let me halfway fall in love,
For part of a lonely night,
With a semi-pretty woman in my arms.
Yes, I could halfway fall in deep--
Into a snugglin', lovin' heap,
With a semi-pretty woman in my arms.
                -- Elroy Blunt

Hitchcock's Staple Principle:
        The stapler runs out of staples
        only while you are trying to staple something.

Hitler used methods against white men in Europe, which by tacit
agreement between the cultural European nations were only to be
used against the coloured.
                -- Poul Henningsen [1894-1967]

H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L. Mencken.
There is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
                -- Maxwell Bodenhein

H.L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H.L.
Mencken -- there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
                -- Maxwell Bodenheim