Freebsd Fortunes 4

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual
way.  This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of
complaining.
                -- Jeff Raskin

Imagine me going around with a pot belly.
It would mean political ruin.
                -- Adolf Hitler

Imagine that Cray computer decides to make a personal computer.  It has a
150 MHz processor, 200 megabytes of RAM, 1500 megabytes of disk storage, a
screen resolution of 1024 x 1024 pixels, relies entirely on voice recognition
for input, fits in your shirt pocket and costs $300.  What's the first
question that the computer community asks?

"Is it PC compatible?"

Imagine there's no heaven... it's easy if you try.
                -- John Lennon, "Imagine"

Imagine what we can imagine!
                -- Arthur Rubinstein

Imbalance of power corrupts and monopoly of power corrupts absolutely.
                -- Genji

Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension:
        In order for something to become clean, something else must
        become dirty; but you can get everything dirty without getting
        anything clean.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
                -- Fred Allen

Immanuel doesn't pun, he Kant.

Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.