Freebsd Fortunes 4

In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in
the proper order then why can't he?


I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant cabinet soda
        S-O-D-A soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda
        Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda

Well I've been around but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green
        Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can raise me in the air just by raising his hand
        Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda
                -- The STAR WARS Song, to "Lola", by the Kinks

In the future, there will be fewer but better Russians.
                -- Joseph Stalin

In the future, you're going to get computers as prizes in breakfast cereals.
You'll throw them out because your house will be littered with them.

In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
                -- Lenny Bruce

In the highest society, as well as in the lowest,
woman is merely an instrument of pleasure.
                -- Tolstoy

In the land of the dark the Ship of the
Sun is driven by the Grateful Dead.
                -- Egyptian Book of the Dead

In the long run, every program becomes rococco, and then rubble.
                -- Alan Perlis

In the long run we are all dead.
                -- John Maynard Keynes

In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.

Q:      Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A:      The dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.

In the midst of one of the wildest parties he'd ever been to, the young man
noticed a very prim and pretty girl sitting quietly apart from the rest of
the revelers.  Approaching her, he introduced himself and, after some quiet
conversation, said, "I'm afraid you and I don't really fit in with this
jaded group.  Why don't I take you home?""
        "Fine," said the girl, smiling up at him demurely.  "Where do you
live?"