Freebsd Fortunes 4

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.
In practice, there is.

In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
                -- Pliny the Elder

In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
                -- Burma Shave

In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be
thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.
                -- H.L. Mencken

In this world some people are going to like me and some are not.
So, I may as well be me.  Then I know if someone likes me, they like me.

In this world there are only two tragedies.  One is
not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
                -- Oscar Wilde

In this world, truth can wait; she's used to it.

In time, every post tends to be occupied by an
employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.
                -- Dr. L.J. Peter

In /users3 did Kubla Kahn
A stately pleasure dome decree,
Where /bin, the sacred river ran
Through Test Suites measureless to Man
Down to a sunless C.