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Iowa State -- the high school after high school!
-- Crow T. Robot
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Iowans ask why Minnesotans don't drink more Kool-Aid. That's because
they can't figure out how to get two quarts of water into one of those
little paper envelopes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1568 of 2327 |
Iron Law of Distribution:
Them that has, gets.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1569 of 2327 |
IRONY:
A windy day, when, just as a beautiful girl with
a short skirt approaches, dust blows in your eyes.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1570 of 2327 |
Is a computer language with goto's totally Wirth-less?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1571 of 2327 |
Is a person who blows up banks an econoclast?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1572 of 2327 |
"Is a tatoo real, like a curb or a battleship?
Or are we suffering in Safeway?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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Is a wedding successful if it comes off without a hitch?
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Is death legally binding?
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Is it possible that software is not like anything else, that it is
meant to be discarded: that the whole point is to always see it as
a soap bubble?
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