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Fortune: 1601 - 1610 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1601 of 2327

It doesn't matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1602 of 2327

It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out
next morning it was someone else.
                -- Rogers
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1603 of 2327

It follows that any commander in chief who undertakes to carry out a plan
which he considers defective is at fault; he must put forth his reasons,
insist of the plan being changed, and finally tender his resignation rather
than be the instrument of his army's downfall.
                -- Napoleon, "Military Maxims and Thought"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1604 of 2327

It gets late early out there.
                -- Yogi Berra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1605 of 2327

It got to the point where I had to get a haircut
or both feet firmly planted in the air.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1606 of 2327

It hangs down from the chandelier
Nobody knows quite what it does
Its color is odd and its shape is weird
It emits a high-sounding buzz

It grows a couple of feet each day
and wriggles with sort of a twitch
Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from
a visiting uncle who's rich!
                -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1607 of 2327

It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and the buffalo
Existed hand in hand
The Indians needed food
They need skins for a roof
The only took what they needed
And the buffalo ran loose
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past his billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad, oh so sad.
                -- Ted Nugent, "The Great White Buffalo"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1608 of 2327

It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater.  The clown came
out to inform the public.  They thought it was just a jest and applauded.
He repeated his warning, they shouted even louder.  So I think the world
will come to an end amid general applause from all the wits, who believe
that it is a joke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1609 of 2327

It has been justly observed by sages of all lands that although a man may be
most happily married and continue in that state with the utmost contentment,
it does not necessarily follow that he has therefore been struck stone-blind.
                -- H. Warner Munn
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1610 of 2327

It has been observed that one's nose is never so happy as when it
is thrust into the affairs of another, from which some physiologists
have drawn the inference that the nose is devoid of the sense of smell.
                -- Ambrose Bierce
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