Freebsd Fortunes 4

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was
my age, he had been dead for 2 years.
                -- Tom Lehrer

It is a very humbling experience to make a multimillion-dollar mistake, but
it is also very memorable.  I vividly recall the night we decided how to
organize the actual writing of external specifications for OS/360.  The
manager of architecture, the manager of control program implementation, and
I were threshing out the plan, schedule, and division of responsibilities.
        The architecture manager had 10 good men.  He asserted that they
could write the specifications and do it right.  It would take ten months,
three more than the schedule allowed.
        The control program manager had 150 men.  He asserted that they
could prepare the specifications, with the architecture team coordinating;
it would be well-done and practical, and he could do it on schedule.
Furthermore, if the architecture team did it, his 150 men would sit twiddling
their thumbs for ten months.
        To this the architecture manager responded that if I gave the control
program team the responsibility, the result would not in fact be on time,
but would also be three months late, and of much lower quality.  I did, and
it was.  He was right on both counts.  Moreover, the lack of conceptual
integrity made the system far more costly to build and change, and I would
estimate that it added a year to debugging time.
                -- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"

It is a wise father that knows his own child.
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"

It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing
thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical?
                -- Alan Perlis

It is all right to hold a conversation,
but you should let go of it now and then.
                -- Richard Armour

It is always the best policy to speak the truth,
unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar.
                -- Jerome K. Jerome

It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course,
you are an exceptionally good liar.
                -- Jerome K. Jerome

It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.

It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
                -- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid)

It is bad luck to be superstitious.
                -- Andrew W. Mathis