Freebsd Fortunes 4

It looked like something resembling white marble, which was
probably what it was: something resembling white marble.
                -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"

It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out.

It looks like it's up to me to save our skins.
Get into that garbage chute, flyboy!
                -- Princess Leia Organa

IT MAKES ME MAD when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about
a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at Marineland says, "You can't throw
that chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish."

Sure they eat fish if that's all you give them!  Man, wise up.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.

It [marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair
to get in, and those within despair of getting out.
                -- Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether *I* win
or lose.
                -- Darrin Weinberg

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is
better still to be a live lion.  And usually easier.
                -- Lazarus Long

It may be that your whole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a warning to others.

It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more
doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of
a new system.  For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit
by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders
in those who would gain by the new ones.
                -- Niccolo Machiavelli, 1513