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It's hard to argue that God hated Oklahoma.
If He didn't, why is it so close to Texas?

It's hard to be humble when you're perfect.

It's hard to drive at the limit, but
it's harder to know where the limits are.
                -- Stirling Moss

It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
                -- Groucho Marx

It's hard to keep your shirt on when
you're getting something off your chest.

It's hard to outrun dead people because they don't have to breathe.
                -- Hokey, describing "Night of the Living Dead"

It's hard to think of you as the end
result of millions of years of evolution.

It's important that people know what you stand for.
It's more important that they know what you won't stand for.

It's interesting to think that many quite
distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.
If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't
our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
                -- Oxford University Press, "Edpress News"