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It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.
                -- Groucho Marx

It's hard to keep your shirt on when
you're getting something off your chest.

It's hard to outrun dead people because they don't have to breathe.
                -- Hokey, describing "Night of the Living Dead"

It's hard to think of you as the end
result of millions of years of evolution.

It's important that people know what you stand for.
It's more important that they know what you won't stand for.

It's interesting to think that many quite
distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.

It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is.
If you don't, it's its.  Then too, it's hers.  It isn't her's.  It isn't
our's either.  It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs.
                -- Oxford University Press, "Edpress News"

It's just apartment house rules,
So all you 'partment house fools
Remember:  one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
                -- Paul Simon, "One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor"

It's later than you think.

It's later than you think, the joint
Russian-American space mission has already begun.