| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1845 of 2327 |
It's just apartment house rules,
So all you 'partment house fools
Remember: one man's ceiling is another man's floor.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
-- Paul Simon, "One Man's Ceiling Is Another Man's Floor"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1846 of 2327 |
It's later than you think.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1847 of 2327 |
It's later than you think, the joint
Russian-American space mission has already begun.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1848 of 2327 |
It's like deja vu all over again.
-- Yogi Berra
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1849 of 2327 |
It's Like This
Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1850 of 2327 |
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because
you're going in the wrong direction.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1851 of 2327 |
It's multiple choice time...
What is FORTRAN?
a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1852 of 2327 |
Its name is Public Opinion. It is held in reverence.
It settles everything. Some think it is the voice of God.
-- Mark Twain
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1853 of 2327 |
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1854 of 2327 |
It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
-- Jackie Mason
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