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Fortune: 1846 - 1855 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1846 of 2327

It's later than you think.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1847 of 2327

It's later than you think, the joint
Russian-American space mission has already begun.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1848 of 2327

It's like deja vu all over again.
                -- Yogi Berra
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1849 of 2327

It's Like This

Even the samurai
have teddy bears,
and even the teddy bears
get drunk.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1850 of 2327

It's lucky you're going so slowly, because
you're going in the wrong direction.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1851 of 2327

It's multiple choice time...

        What is FORTRAN?

        a: Between thre and fiv tran.
        b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
        c: Ridiculous.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1852 of 2327

Its name is Public Opinion.  It is held in reverence.
It settles everything.  Some think it is the voice of God.
                -- Mark Twain
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1853 of 2327

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1854 of 2327

It's no longer a question of staying healthy.  It's a question of finding
a sickness you like.
                -- Jackie Mason
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1855 of 2327

It's no use crying over spilt milk -- it only makes it salty for the cat.
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