| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 186 of 2327 |
How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 187 of 2327 |
How can you be in two places at once
when you're not anywhere at all?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 188 of 2327 |
How can you do 'New Math' problems with an 'Old Math' mind?
-- Schulz
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 189 of 2327 |
How can you govern a nation which has 246 kinds of cheese?
-- Charles de Gaulle
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 190 of 2327 |
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
-- Pink Floyd
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 191 of 2327 |
How can you prove whether at this moment we are sleeping, and all our
thoughts are a dream; or whether we are awake, and talking to one another
in the waking state?
-- Plato
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 192 of 2327 |
How can you think and hit at the same time?
-- Yogi Berra
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 193 of 2327 |
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 194 of 2327 |
How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 195 of 2327 |
How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they
claim they'll make you?
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