Freebsd Fortunes 4

I've already told you more than I know.

I've always considered statesmen to be more expendable than soldiers.

I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!

I've always made it a solemn practice to never
drink anything stronger than tequila before breakfast.
                -- R. Nesson

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
                -- Mae West

I've Been Moved!

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
                -- Totie Fields

I've been on this lonely road so long,
Does anybody know where it goes,
I remember last time the signs pointed home,
A month ago.
                -- Carpenters, "Road Ode"

I've been there.

I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.

I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.

                -- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song", (To the tune of
                   "Modern Major General")