|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1897 of 2327|
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
-- Totie Fields
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1898 of 2327|
I've been on this lonely road so long,
Does anybody know where it goes,
I remember last time the signs pointed home,
A month ago.
-- Carpenters, "Road Ode"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1899 of 2327|
I've been there.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1900 of 2327|
I've built a better model than the one at Data General
For data bases vegetable, animal, and mineral
My OS handles CPUs with multiplexed duality;
My PL/1 compiler shows impressive functionality.
My storage system's better than magnetic core polarity,
You never have to bother checking out a bit for parity;
There isn't any reason to install non-static floor matting;
My disk drive has capacity for variable formatting.
I feel compelled to mention what I know to be a gloating point:
There's lots of room in memory for variables floating-point,
Which shows for input vegetable, animal, and mineral
I've built a better model than the one at Data General.
-- Steve Levine, "A Computer Song", (To the tune of
"Modern Major General")
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1901 of 2327|
I've finally learned what "upward compatible" means.
It means we get to keep all our old mistakes.
-- Dennie van Tassel
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1902 of 2327|
I've given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1903 of 2327|
I've got a very bad feeling about this.
-- Han Solo
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1904 of 2327|
I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
-- Henny Youngman
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1905 of 2327|
I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
-- Stephen Wright
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1906 of 2327|
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx