Freebsd Fortunes 4

I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4 o'clock.
                -- Henny Youngman

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
                -- Stephen Wright

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx

I've had one child.  My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another.

I've looked at the listing, and it's right!
                -- Joel Halpern.

I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must
be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember...

Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
                -- George Gobel

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
                -- Calvin Coolidge

I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
                -- Keith Richards

I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of
bad taste.
                -- Keith Richards

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
                -- W.C. Fields