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Fortune: 1905 - 1914 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1905 of 2327

I've got some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.
                -- Stephen Wright
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1906 of 2327

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1907 of 2327

I've had one child.  My husband wants to have another.
I'd like to watch him have another.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1908 of 2327

I've looked at the listing, and it's right!
                -- Joel Halpern.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1909 of 2327

I've never been canoeing before, but I imagine there must
be just a few simple heuristics you have to remember...

Yes, don't fall out, and don't hit rocks.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1910 of 2327

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
                -- George Gobel
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1911 of 2327

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
                -- Calvin Coolidge
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1912 of 2327

I've never had a problem with drugs; I've had problems with the police.
                -- Keith Richards

I never turn blue in anyone's bathroom.  I think that's the height of
bad taste.
                -- Keith Richards
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1913 of 2327

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1914 of 2327

I've noticed several design suggestions in your code.
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