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Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1941 of 2327

Johnson's First Law:
        When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
        most inconvenient possible time.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1942 of 2327

Johnson's law:
        Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1943 of 2327

Join in the new game that's sweeping the country.  It's called "Bureaucracy".
Everybody stands in a circle.  The first person to do anything loses.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1944 of 2327

Join the army, see the world, meet interesting,
exciting people, and kill them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1945 of 2327

Join the Navy; sail to far-off exotic lands,
meet exciting interesting people, and kill them.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1946 of 2327

Jones' First Law:
        Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
        endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
        obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
        importance of their original contribution.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1947 of 2327

Jones' Second Law:
        The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
        to blame it on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1948 of 2327

Joshu:  What is the true Way?
Nansen: Every way is the true Way.
J:      Can I study it?
N:      The more you study, the further from the Way.
J:      If I don't study it, how can I know it?
N:      The Way does not belong to things seen: nor to things unseen.
        It does not belong to things known: nor to things unknown.  Do
        not seek it, study it, or name it.  To find yourself on it, open
        yourself as wide as the sky.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1949 of 2327

Journalism is literature in a hurry.
                -- Matthew Arnold
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1950 of 2327

Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.
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