Freebsd Fortunes 4

Kafka's Law:
        In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
                -- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"

Kamikazes do it once.

KANSAS:
        Where the men are men and so are the women!

Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:

For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
package of snack food.

Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:

For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
of lunch meat.

Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
        at the conception.
                -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"

Katz' Law:
        Men and nations will act rationally when
        all other possibilities have been exhausted.

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
                -- Abba Eban

Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
        Population density is inversely proportional
        to the square of the distance from the keg.

Kaufman's Law:
        A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
        of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.

Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
                -- Mae West

Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.