|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1981 of 2327|
Where the men are men and so are the women!
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1982 of 2327|
Karlson's Theorem of Snack Food Packages:
For all P, where P is a package of snack food, P is a SINGLE-SERVING
package of snack food.
Gibson the Cat's Corrolary:
For all L, where L is a package of lunch meat, L is Gibson's package
of lunch meat.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1983 of 2327|
Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
at the conception.
-- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1984 of 2327|
Men and nations will act rationally when
all other possibilities have been exhausted.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
exhausted all other alternatives.
-- Abba Eban
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1985 of 2327|
Kaufman's First Law of Party Physics:
Population density is inversely proportional
to the square of the distance from the keg.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1986 of 2327|
A policy is a restrictive document to prevent a recurrence
of a single incident, in which that incident is never mentioned.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1987 of 2327|
Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
-- Mae West
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1988 of 2327|
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1989 of 2327|
Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp! cries she
With silent lips. Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me...
-- Emma Lazarus, "The New Colossus"
|Freebsd Fortunes 4: 1990 of 2327|
Keep cool, but don't freeze.
-- Hellman's Mayonnaise