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Fortune: 1999 - 2008 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  1999 of 2327

Keep up the good work!  But please don't ask me to help.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2000 of 2327

Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way
you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you
at the end of six months.
                -- Moore
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2001 of 2327

Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2002 of 2327

Keep your Eye on the Ball,
Your Shoulder to the Wheel,
Your Nose to the Grindstone,
Your Feet on the Ground,
Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now... try to get something DONE!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2003 of 2327

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                -- Benjamin Franklin
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2004 of 2327

Keep your laws off my body!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2005 of 2327

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2006 of 2327

Kennedy's Market Theorem:
        Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
        you've got to go broke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2007 of 2327

Kent's Heuristic:
        Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2008 of 2327

kern, v:
        1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
        of corn.  2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
        metal object used as part of the monetary system.
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