| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2000 of 2327 |
Keep women you cannot. Marry them and they come to hate the way
you walk across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you
at the end of six months.
-- Moore
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2001 of 2327 |
Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2002 of 2327 |
Keep your Eye on the Ball,
Your Shoulder to the Wheel,
Your Nose to the Grindstone,
Your Feet on the Ground,
Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now... try to get something DONE!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2003 of 2327 |
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2004 of 2327 |
Keep your laws off my body!
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2005 of 2327 |
Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2006 of 2327 |
Kennedy's Market Theorem:
Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
you've got to go broke.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2007 of 2327 |
Kent's Heuristic:
Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2008 of 2327 |
kern, v:
1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
of corn. 2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
metal object used as part of the monetary system.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 2009 of 2327 |
KERNEL:
A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
traditions of sorcery and black art.
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