Freebsd Fortunes 4

Keep your Eye on the Ball,
Your Shoulder to the Wheel,
Your Nose to the Grindstone,
Your Feet on the Ground,
Your Head on your Shoulders.
Now... try to get something DONE!

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

Keep your laws off my body!

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.

Kennedy's Market Theorem:
        Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
        you've got to go broke.

Kent's Heuristic:
        Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.

kern, v:
        1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
        of corn.  2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
        metal object used as part of the monetary system.

KERNEL:
        A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
        traditions of sorcery and black art.

Kettering's Observation:
        Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.