Freebsd Fortunes 4

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

Keep your laws off my body!

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.

Kennedy's Market Theorem:
        Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
        you've got to go broke.

Kent's Heuristic:
        Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.

kern, v:
        1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
        of corn.  2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
        metal object used as part of the monetary system.

KERNEL:
        A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
        traditions of sorcery and black art.

Kettering's Observation:
        Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could travel
back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree,
you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting
around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like
dad primate.  Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch
and slam the leaves.
                -- Dave Barry