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Fortune: 2004 - 2013 of 2327 from Freebsd Fortunes 4

Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2004 of 2327

Keep your laws off my body!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2005 of 2327

Keep your mouth shut and people will think you stupid;
Open it and you remove all doubt.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2006 of 2327

Kennedy's Market Theorem:
        Given enough inside information and unlimited credit,
        you've got to go broke.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2007 of 2327

Kent's Heuristic:
        Look for it first where you'd most like to find it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2008 of 2327

kern, v:
        1. To pack type together as tightly as the kernels on an ear
        of corn.  2. In parts of Brooklyn and Queens, N.Y., a small,
        metal object used as part of the monetary system.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2009 of 2327

KERNEL:
        A part of an operating system that preserves the medieval
        traditions of sorcery and black art.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2010 of 2327

Kettering's Observation:
        Logic is an organized way of going wrong with confidence.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2011 of 2327

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2012 of 2327

Kids have *never* taken guidance from their parents.  If you could travel
back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree,
you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting
around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like
dad primate.  Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch
and slam the leaves.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2013 of 2327

Kill a commy for your mommy.
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