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How kind of you to be willing to live someone's life for them.
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How long a minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
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How many "coming men" has one known! Where on earth do they all go to?
-- Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
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How many hors d'oeuvres you are allowed to take off a tray being carried by
a waiter at a nice party?
Two, but there are ways around it, depending on the style of the hors
d'oeuvre. If they're those little pastry things where you can't tell what's
inside, you take one, bite off about two-thirds of it, then say: "This is
cheese! I hate cheese!" Then you put the rest of it back on the tray and
bite another one and go, "Darn it! Another cheese!" and so on.
-- Dave Barry
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 209 of 2327 |
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
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How many weeks are there in a light year?
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How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey, Brian Boyle
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How much does she love you?
Less than you'll ever know.
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How much for your women? I want to buy your
daughter... how much for the little girl?
-- Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothers"
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How much net work could a network work, if a network could net work?
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