Freebsd Fortunes 4

Knowledge without common sense is folly.

Knucklehead:    "Knock, knock"
Pee Wee:        "Who's there?"
Knucklehead:    "Little ol' lady."
Pee Wee:        "Liddle ol' lady who?"
Knucklehead:    "I didn't know you could yodel"

Kramer's Law:
        You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks.

Kramer's Law:
You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

KROGT:
        (chemical symbol: Kr) The metallic silver coating found
        on fast-food game cards.
                -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

LA:
        Where the only way to determine that the seasons have changed
        is to note that people have changed the main topic of conversation.
        From mud slides to brush fires.

Labor, n:
        One of the processes whereby A acquires property for B.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

Lack of capability is usually disguised by lack of interest.

Lack of money is the root of all evil.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

Lackland's Laws:
        1. Never be first.
        2. Never be last.
        3. Never volunteer for anything.