| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 22 of 2327 |
He who spends a storm beneath a tree, takes life with a grain of TNT.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 23 of 2327 |
He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 24 of 2327 |
He who walks on burning coals is sure to get burned.
-- Sinbad
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 25 of 2327 |
He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
-- M.C. Escher
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 26 of 2327 |
He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion
on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
education and culture.
-- Julia Norton McCorkle
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 27 of 2327 |
HEAD CRASH!! FILES LOST!!
Details at 11.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 28 of 2327 |
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 29 of 2327 |
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
-- Redd Foxx
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 30 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and
started chiseling on his wife?
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| Freebsd Fortunes 4: 31 of 2327 |
Hear about...
the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?
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