Freebsd Fortunes 4

Lawyer's Rule:
        When the law is against you, argue the facts.
        When the facts are against you, argue the law.
        When both are against you, call the other lawyer names.

Lay off the muses, it's a very tough dollar.
                -- S.J. Perelman

Lay on, MacDuff, and curs'd be him who first cries, "Hold, enough!".
                -- Shakespeare

Lays eggs inside a paper bag;
The reason, you will see, no doubt,
Is to keep the lightning out.
But what these unobservant birds
Have failed to notice is that herds
Of bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.

Lazlo's Chinese Relativity Axiom:
        No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
        approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less.

LAZY:
        Marrying a pregnant woman.

Leadership involves finding a parade and getting in front of it; what
is happening in America is that those parades are getting smaller and
smaller -- and there are many more of them.
                -- John Naisbitt, "Megatrends"

Learn from other people's mistakes, you don't have time to make your own.

Learn to pause -- or nothing worthwhile can catch up to you.

Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.