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Let's remind ourselves that last year's fresh idea is today's cliche.
                -- Austen Briggs
 
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Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick your
hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as Mental
Anguish.  You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
  section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
  into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
  in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
  cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
  case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
  a large cash settlement anyway.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2179 of 2327

LEVERAGE:
        Even if someone doesn't care what the world thinks
        about them, they always hope their mother doesn't find out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2180 of 2327

Leveraging always beats prototyping.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2181 of 2327

Lewis's Law of Travel:
        The first piece of luggage out of the
        chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2182 of 2327

L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
                -- L. Pasteur
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2183 of 2327

LIAR:
        A lawyer with a roving commission.
 
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Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth.
                -- Oliver Herford
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2185 of 2327

LIBERAL:
        Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 4:  2186 of 2327

Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into
trouble.  Conservatives are better.  They never run out on you.
                -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo
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