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Lewis's Law of Travel:
The first piece of luggage out of the
chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
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L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
-- L. Pasteur
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A lawyer with a roving commission.
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Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth.
-- Oliver Herford
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Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.
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Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into
trouble. Conservatives are better. They never run out on you.
-- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo
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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)
Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire
for filthy lucre and a decent meal. Be gracious and polite. Someone
is watching you, so stop staring like that.
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LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way
to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but
unfortunately you won't be one of them. Consider not getting out
of bed today.
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A very poor substitute for the truth,
but the only one discovered to date.