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Lewis's Law of Travel:
        The first piece of luggage out of the
        chute doesn't belong to anyone, ever.
 
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L'hazard ne favorise que l'esprit prepare.
                -- L. Pasteur
 
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LIAR:
        A lawyer with a roving commission.
 
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Liar: one who tells an unpleasant truth.
                -- Oliver Herford
 
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LIBERAL:
        Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.
 
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Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into
trouble.  Conservatives are better.  They never run out on you.
                -- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo
 
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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
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LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)
        Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire
        for filthy lucre and a decent meal.  Be gracious and polite.  Someone
        is watching you, so stop staring like that.
 
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LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
        Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way
        to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but
        unfortunately you won't be one of them.  Consider not getting out
        of bed today.
 
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LIE:
        A very poor substitute for the truth,
        but the only one discovered to date.
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