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LIBERAL:
Someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to be a communist.
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Liberals are the first to dump you if you con them or get into
trouble. Conservatives are better. They never run out on you.
-- Joseph "Crazy Joe" Gallo
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Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches.
-- The Best of Will Rogers
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LIBRA (Sep. 23 to Oct. 22)
Your desire for justice and truth will be overshadowed by your desire
for filthy lucre and a decent meal. Be gracious and polite. Someone
is watching you, so stop staring like that.
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LIBRA (Sept 23 - Oct 23)
Major achievements, new friends, and a previously unexplored way
to make a lot of money will come to a lot of people today, but
unfortunately you won't be one of them. Consider not getting out
of bed today.
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LIE:
A very poor substitute for the truth,
but the only one discovered to date.
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Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
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Lieberman's Law:
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, cuz nobody listens.
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Lies! All lies! You're all lying against my boys!
-- Ma Barker
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LIFE:
A whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
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