Freebsd Fortunes 4

He who steps on others to reach the top has good balance.

He who walks on burning coals is sure to get burned.
                -- Sinbad

He who wonders discovers that this in itself is wonder.
                -- M.C. Escher

He who writes with no misspelled words has prevented a first suspicion
on the limits of his scholarship or, in the social world, of his general
education and culture.
                -- Julia Norton McCorkle

HEAD CRASH!!  FILES LOST!!
Details at 11.

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,
lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
                -- Redd Foxx

Hear about...
        the absent minded sculptor who put his model to bed and
        started chiseling on his wife?

Hear about...
        the fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she
        would dance on his grave, promptly provided for a burial at sea?

Hear about...
        the female activist who went berserk during a demonstration and
        attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly weapon.  She ended
        up a chopped libber?