Freebsd Fortunes 4

Life is a gamble at terrible odds, if it was a bet you wouldn't take it.
                -- Tom Stoppard, "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead"

Life is a game.  In order to have a game, something has to be more
important than something else.  If what already is, is more important
than what isn't, the game is over.  So, life is a game in which what
isn't, is more important than what is.  Let the good times roll.
                -- Werner Erhard

Life is a game of bridge -- and you've just been finessed.

Life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporania;
And love is thing that can never go wrong;
And I am Marie of Roumania.
                -- Dorothy Parker, "Comment"

Life is a grand adventure -- or it is nothing.
                -- Helen Keller

Life is a healthy respect for mother nature laced with greed.

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by the desire to
change his bed.
                -- Charles Baudelaire

Life is a series of rude awakenings.
                -- R.V. Winkle

Life is a serious burden, which no thinking,
humane person would wantonly inflict on someone else.
                -- Clarence Darrow

Life is a sexually transferred disease with 100% mortality.